May 2, 2012 § Leave a comment
I’m afraid I don’t have the originator of this oh-too-true graphic, and I truly apologize for that. But I don’t care as much as I usually would, because I am cranky today. I am cranky today, as I have been off and on for the past week, because PEOPLE JUST GET ON MY NERVES.
Which I mean, can I tell you how so not true that usually is? I love people. I accept and embrace all people for all their flaws and weaknesses, because it could just as easily be me as you in most situations. People are pretty much the bomb in my book.
But lately, oh lately. I pretty much want to grab every single person I come across firmly by the shoulders and gently ask, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Then maybe give them a good hard shake for good measure. I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep, the fact that I’m one more year older and crabbier (happy birthday to meee next Wednesday), or if my life has truly been overrun with idiots and assholes lately, but let me tell you. This is not a feeling I am interested in pursuing for the rest of the summer.
So, dear people of the world, namely strangers who come fleetingly into my life just long enough to ruin my whole dang day, I ask you to please, just, stop.
Thank you for your consideration.